When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him. Curious about his life, she asked if he had ever had sex. Tarzan replied, “Tarzan not know sex.” Jane explained what it was, and Tarzan said, “Ohhh…Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.” Horrified, Jane offered to show him the proper way. She took off her clothing, lay down, and pointed to her privates, instructing Tarzan to put it in there. Tarzan removed his loincloth, revealing his manhood, and then kicked her in the crotch. Jane screamed in agony, asking why he did that. Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”
Dirty Joke – When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle…
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