Some stories just go straight to your heart and in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome.
It has all the ingredients of an entertaining story — drama, revenge and an unexpected ending…
Dear wife,
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anythingthat connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me oryou don’t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to WestVirginia together!
Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you& I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry fromwhat you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing thatcame to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raisedme not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’tcomment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confusedwith MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that mysister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work itout. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit myjob & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home youwere gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hopeyou have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said thatthe letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So takecare.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
