Honey, the kids are already grown up, from now on we have to talk in code when we want to make love.
When I tell you “I want to type” you come, get under the covers and we’ll finish the job quickly.
The next day…
Little John, go and tell your mom that I want to type!
Mommy said she only has red ink..
The next day:
Little John, go and tell your mom that I want to type!
Mommy said she still has red ink..
The next day:
Little John, go and tell your dad that now I have blue ink and I want to type!!!!!!
Daddy said he wrote by hand…