A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…

A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and…

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby…

Johnny,” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a shit, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “and what…

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little Johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…

A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her Assets would increase in size each time a man says, “Pardon” to her. She walked down…

There was a husband who knew how to make his wife feel beautiful. A long time ago, there was a husband who knew how to make his…

Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed…

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink… He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one…