
A Soldier Approached A Nun
Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and…

Irish viagra: An elderly woman visits her physician
In a marriage where passion has dimmed over the years, this older woman decides to try a bold trick to reignite the spark. In an effort to…

The husband was skeptical
A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and…

Funny – Wife discovers
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby…

What’s the first thing …
Johnny,” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a shit, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “and what…

Little Johnny on a plane
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little Johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…

Pardon
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her Assets would increase in size each time a man says, “Pardon” to her. She walked down…

There was a husband who knew how to make his wife feel beautiful.
There was a husband who knew how to make his wife feel beautiful. A long time ago, there was a husband who knew how to make his…

Fred came home from University in tears
Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed…

That poor old couple…
An old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink… He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one…